To avoid summer chores at the Shuck n' Cluck Ranch Tank has left. We all was a sleepn, when we wakes he gone. Neighbor Earl Popenbody says he seen Tank with his fishin' poles, so he probably followin' his deep sea fishn' dreams. Last year Tank bought himself a sea worthy boat to start up Mayhem Cruise Lines, but couldn't get nobody to put it in the water even though it only leak a lil' bit. If anybody sees em, tell him to come home. He the only one who knows how to work the waffle maker. We all hope he come back real soon !
Now Booking for Summer 2006:
That's right all. We available for shows of all kind. We plays for cash, beer, chicken dinners.
Our booking includes:
Four potty trained drunks, bout an hour of original music, several hours of liver/lung abuse, precious memories.
We be recordin' more new original songs this month. Much of our newest songs havn't been recorded. Our next set of recordings will feature great songs such as "Turd Bag", "Spider Baby","Univeral Healthcare" and much more ! Since Tank has left, we will be be recording with legenday bass player and longtime friend, Spooner Duncan. Spooner has still not decided if he will stay with us permanently, but we also have a long list of other canadates for the position.
Cornfederates: The Game
YEE ! Cornfederates in computer. A cornfederates game is currently in development (screenshot to right). It will be available from this website soon .Come back and play mid May.
System Requirements: Beer-proof keyboard, Flash Player 8
